How Lavender Hikkins Blew Up the World (On Accident)

Once upon a time, I bought a space suit at the local dollar store. I was going to space. I then got a thrift store rocket for $595. After that, I got some good food for space, like peanut butter and jelly sandwiches and apples (even though that wasn't allowed in space). All that food was $1,000,000,000,000,000,000. Then I got a magic genie to give me a bunch of luck so I could win the lottery 5 times in a row. Then, with that money, I bought a bunch of nuclear waste to use as fuel for my rocket. Then, I got a butter knife to eat lunch with the aliens, but I dropped the butter knife and it landed in the nuclear waste and it exploded.

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