Garden

Have you ever been really tired of planting a garden? Well come on down to the garden farm! It's garden-rific. Jimmy, that was a horrible pun. Hey, it wasn't even supposed to be a pun! Well, it was horrible. Just live with it! Oh, fine! Anyway… ignore that and come on down to the garden farm! Jimmy! You already said that part! Tom, do you want to do this or not! Ugg! Jimmy, we're running out of time! Just give someone else the mic! Here, come on! No, give it back! Never! [doo doo doo doo doo. technical difficulties! doo doo doo doo doo]. Hi! I'm Barbra Walters, as we were saying, come on down to The Garden Farm! We will plant a garden for you! And, don't steal our idea, it's patented! 

 

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